John Spencer Morgan shows his deep disappointment for losing to Bruce Willis for Best Hair
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Disappointment
John Spencer Morgan shows his deep disappointment for losing to Bruce Willis for Best Hair
Best Director at After Party
Joyce Adams has a little too much fun after winning Best Director for her film The DeFarted.
Hector, Emma & Julie take home Oscars!
All three had to be taken out with music as their speeches extended to uncomfortable lengths. Only Emma remembered to thank her agent.
Wrapping it up
It's so sad when it's all over for another year. The glitz, the glamour. Cheer up boys, there are always after-parties. I'm thinking Starbucks triple venti latte. See you in the funny papers!
The "New" Brat Pack
Evan Laxer, Finn Morgan, Hector Gamblin & Emma Morgan, attend the First Annual 45th Street Oscars (tm).
Fashion Crisis?
Evan Laxer and Finn Morgan show up on the red carpet dressed in the exact same ensembles. Notice Morgan is sockless. Not sure what the designer had in mind here, but Laxer is shoeless, so it must be a trend.
45th Avenue Oscar (tm) Feast
Catered by Popeye Chicken, featuring, Biscuits & Gravy, Mashed Potatoes & Gravy, Rice & Gravy, and Fried Chicken
Cheesecake & Vegetable Tray by Fred Meyer, Grocer
Whatever Happened to Baby Princey?
They say the first to arrive on the Red Carpet is the most desperate. Judging by the fact that these photos were taken last week ... well. Notice the designer dogs ... I'm ready for my closeup Mr. Scorcese (Sp?) ... Oh the smell. It's too bad we can't bottle the smell of Old Lady who hasn't bathed in a couple of months doused in perfume ... I'm wearing Target BTW.
Also notice the Little Miss Sunshine montage. Yessirree. Right here in Southern California.
Emma Quinn Morgan, Style Maker
Emma Quinn Morgan, poses for her fans, and is adorable in cranberry velvet tea-length gown with gold embroidered bodice.
Evan Laxer in Velvet
Evan Laxer on the red carpet in black velvet vest, grey corduroys, and turtle neck opened casually at the neck, drools perpetually at onlookers.
Mr. Miller
Escort to the multi-talented Gamblin-Morgan entourage, Mr. Miller catches up with best friends Te-Rob on the carpet.
Writer, Artiste, and Fashion Critic Joyce Adams
Stunning in a gold crown sun glasses and matching silk tangerine shift and magenta boa, Joyce smiles for the carpet watchers.
Nominees still recovering from makeup mishap
Emma Wellington and John Trevor, the unfortunate victims of a special effects accident while filming Star Warps, will be honored this evening. They will recieve the Spock award for dedication and personal sacrifice to the motion picture industry.
Practicing look of surprise
Mother & Son, Amanda and Hector Gamblin, both nominated for best temper tantrum, pracitce their look of shock and delight. They have over come accusations of nepotism, and feel confident they will both win the Oscar(tm).
Down in SoCal
On the Southern California front, Oscar(tm) day began with a growing sense of anticipation. Mythos was so excited, he knocked over the napkin basket. Actually he knocks over the napkin basket whenever it gets on his nerves, which happens about once a week. Lily took some time out from rolling on her new kitti condo while trying to attack her tail to check out the pre-Oscar(tm) festivities.
Brindle took the opportunity for a good scratch as she made her final Oscar(tm) predictions -- she's a HUGE fan of The Queen because she believes it's autobiographical. Rascal was just honored to be nominated. He also put in an emergency call for a facial. Fuser was so excited, he had to start drinking first thing in the morning (him and Peter O'Toole) before he turned to his personal trainer for a pre-Oscar workout.
Of course the unanimous favorite is Little Miss Sunshine because the hotel scenes and the pier were all shot in Ventura. In fact, we may just take the highway entrance made famous in the film (remember the part when they can see the hotel while the road curves away from it? That's the entrance onto the 101 from downtown Ventura.) Whenever we take it, we start yelling at the hotel fading away the way they did the the movie. We don't, however, get out and make a running jump into the car, although Rascal has been know to make a running jump OUT of the car when he got too excited to be at the beach and jumped out the window. (He wasn't hurt)
Oscar Star Spotting at Chez Julie
Evan Laxer was spotted today lunching at Chez Julie with unidentified friends.
Breaking News - Ophelia is going to the Oscars!
Ophelia, freshly bathed and nervously awaiting her red-carpet
minute, gazes out at the paparazzi as they gather at 4900 SE Duke.
Give this dog a downer!
Reported live, by Joyce Adams, 45th Avenue Reporter
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Te-Rob
Hot Hollywood couple Rob and Teasha will grace the red carpet in fur coats designed by none other than Cedric's Luxe Collection for Dogs Only. The couple will wear neck adornments made of priceless gems whose value must remain confidential. They will be escorted by body guards who will be armed with pooper scoopers and air freshener. Stay tuned for Rob's decision to go with french nails.
Star Babies on the Red Carpet
Insiders are reporting that co-presenters Finn Morgan and Evan Laxer (below) will make their debut on the red carpet tomorrow. Drooling fans across the street will be watching the cousins as they stroll and/or crawl into the theatre. Check back here tomorrow for Style Watch and interviews with the pair. Do they goo goo or ga?! Finally, we'll get a chance to ask them one-on-one!
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